Weird places I've fallen asleep:
On top of the dishwasher (it was winter and I was cold, so I sat on the countertop above the diswasher to keep warm and fell asleep)
On the toilet at work (my friends wondered why I had been gone so long and came to find me)
These aren't the weirdest places per se, but the weirdest positions:
I fell asleep on the floor while stretching my legs in the morning. I was literally doubled over at the waist, over my legs. Needless to say, my legs were asleep too.
I've fallen alseep sitting on the bathroom floor while in the middle of brusing my teeth. Yes, that's correct - toothpaste dribbling out of my mouth and all.
I do the sleeping on the toilet and ESPECIALLY the sleeping doubled over thing all. the. time. I used to wake up in the morning with my legs asleep about once a month when I was a teenager. A couple of times I had to drag myself to the bathroom with my arms to use the restroom while I waited to get feeling back in my legs.
The scariets place I've ever slept was probably:
I was in a club in Cuidad Juarez, Mexico, with my foster brother, and I ended up pulling a few chairs together and crashing in the back of the club (sober). I woke up hours later, when the club was closing, abandoned in a foreign country. I wandered down the street, alone, half asleep, ignoring cat calls from venders and street people until I got to where our car was parked. It was gone. I found a security guard who was nice to me, and tried to help me find the car, and I eventually hitched a ride with some strangers back to the U.S. I got home and woke up my foster brother, who thought I had gotten a ride home with one of his friend. Parents were VERY unhappy with him.
I also fell asleep frequently while standing up, midsentence, while I was teaching. Also started speaking jibberish numerous times while I was tutoring math.
The time when I most
appreciated my sleeping ability (and flexibility) was when I would ride in the back of pickup trucks in college. I would just sit cross legged and fold over, tuck my head into my feet and cover my head with my arms, and I just slept through the trip.