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[Marcianna]

This is my official community service announcment.
Please be careful with scissors.
When you get stabbed with them it hurts.
Alot.

And ladies: Always shave your legs.
You never know when your gonna get stabbed with scissors.
All the nurses will make fun of you.
And if you have a hot male nurse, it really sucks.

This has been a community service announcement.
Hopefully I wont be making another one soon.
Thank you for your time.

~Marcia

[sleepless sleeper]

funny, oh Marcianna, funny
why is it if you ever have to be around the "hot male nurse" that is the time that you haven't shaved? It's a universal law I suppose.

[chimbakka]

funny, oh Marcianna, funny
why is it if you ever have to be around the "hot male nurse" that is the time that you haven't shaved? It's a universal law I suppose.

LOL. aw. my sister has heart problems and she used to pass out all the time before they figured out whatit was. what finally got her to be diagnosed was....
ok fist some background, this girl is totally hot for ANY guy in uniform.. army, police, fire, hell probably even a post man
so she was driving down the street and passed out (her heart stopped) and totalled her car and 2-3 others. no one was hurt (well except her pride lol). well turns out that becuase her heart stopped for a few seconds she peed herself. well guess what. she did it RIGHT in front of the fire station mid day. yup. and she was all worreid bc her client (she's an intervenor for deaf blind) was in the car andmy sister was all hysterical and running around the road covered in pee in front of all the firemen. she only remembers bits of it.
best part?
one of them is firends with her sister (not my sister, she's not really my sister but this was her REAL sister) and was visiting her a few days later and he told her the "crazy" story about the girl who caused and accidenta nd ran around covered in pee.
she was like um yeah that was my sister.
HAHAHA oh god.

[Marcianna]

OMG THAT IS HORRIBLE!!!
That poor girl!

[sleepless sleeper]

And I thought some of my incidents were bad. That's at the top of the list.


May I never achieve such notoriety.

[sunrisemoon]

Ok, yeah, that's bad lol! Poor thing!

I'd like to also add not to run with a paring knife in your jeans. Stabbing yourself in the thigh doesn't tickle.

And...if you're prone to ending up in hospital (or have employers who are overly protective of you and send you off in an ambulance without asking if you want said ambulance), wear nice underwear. You are likely to have all male nurses to help you disrobe, because you need to pee and can't move your arms or legs.

[dogdreams]

It is ok to throw your back out at work so the hot firemen will come lift you into the ambulance where you will get fun drugs, but DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let them try to put an IV in your arm. They are not good at it. It will hurt.

Fires, yes. Hotness, yes. Needles, no!!

[Marcianna]

all the firemen around here I went to high school with. They were not nice to me. and I tend to hold grudges. I could very well pee on them just because of vengeance.... whether I was in a fire or not.

[sleepless sleeper]

I had to come back here because that is just too funny.